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Posted: 05/19/08 2:06PM ET
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what's your favorite quote?
there are so many good ones... here's one of my favorites
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:07PM ET
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hahaha, nice link
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:15PM ET
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have only read the first quote and am already on the floor
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:18PM ET
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"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:20PM ET
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"I just want to conquer people and their souls."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:20PM ET
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a new movie came out about him, supposed to be really good
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:23PM ET
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On His Childhood
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:24PM ET
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"infantile retard"
those two words are great together
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:34PM ET
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"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."
LMAO!
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:39PM ET
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"[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’...I’m not a recluse..."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:40PM ET
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"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:56PM ET
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[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
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Posted: 05/19/08 2:56PM ET
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[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
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Posted: 05/19/08 3:44PM ET
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this one was actually gearing up to be a legitimately intelligent statement...until the whole deer thing:
"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."
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Posted: 05/19/08 4:02PM ET
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"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
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Posted: 05/19/08 4:12PM ET
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hahahahahahahaha i'm dying
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Posted: 05/19/08 4:15PM ET
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“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”
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Posted: 05/19/08 4:29PM ET
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"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it"
well i think this part came from cus d'amato and not tyson. but props to tyson for remembering it
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Posted: 05/19/08 4:32PM ET
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this is as good as the ricky hendorson stuff
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